6 days ago (76127 )
reblog Tags: #the description

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

(Source: lariletter)

6 days ago (465548 )
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irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

(Source: oprahpinky)

6 days ago (136918 )
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celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

6 days ago (164846 )
reblog Tags: #so inspiring omg

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

6 days ago (48974 )
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emmy-award:

soldierserum:

help ive fallen and i cant get up

#its funny cause they’re old

(Source: verginiapotts)

6 days ago (78209 )
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thickneyspears:

When your parents call you by your full name

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upcoming video games

6 days ago (483818 )
reblog Tags: #me

mindoftheunkind:

muggleland:

do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying

Omg it’s in words

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

6 days ago (460747 )
reblog Tags: #damn str8
Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*
6 days ago (231974 )
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dekutree:

i got 20/20 but i still can’t see my haters

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6 days ago (110292 )
reblog Tags: #spn

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

deansdamnation:

watchtheskytonight:

greeleys:

inoticeyoureanerdfighter:

thesecond-star-tothe-right:

OH

MY

GOD

I HEARDT HE THING. I HEARD IT IN MY HEAD.

OH ITS ONE OF THOSE GIFS YOU CAN HEAR.

SCREAM

the RAWAAAARQUUUEAR

I CAN HEAR THE ENTIRE THING

6 days ago (788242 )
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starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC